i need to re-home my Iguana Emma i have no time to take care of her i want someone that can give her the car and love she needs
she is ever healthy and doesn’t bit for hits with her tail,she is about a foot and a half long
im asking for $300 (NO TRIADS!)
Poor Emma Iguana. In her current home, nobody can give her the car she needs! How else is she supposed to drive to the grocery store and pick up some tasty veggies, or cruise for cute iguana boys? Thank goodness she doesn’t “bit for hits” with her tail. I don’t know what that is, but it sounds like it has something to do with drugs, and nobody likes an iguana on drugs.
But what’s with the prejudice against triads? Is the poster concerned that people practicing a three-partner polyamorous lifestyle won’t have time to take care of an iguana? Or have fictional DC superheroines been bothering the iguana’s owner?
In any case, if you’re looking for an iguana and have no trouble with buying it a car, here you go.