24
May
10

Stating untruths with great conviction.


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6 month old puppies ( rottweiler & short-haired Sheppard) (up to date with shots and de-worming)! Great with kids! $25 adoption fee per dog – Must take both! Will not split.

Pedigree dog food a must as that is what they have had since birth & it is best for them.

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First of all, if these dogs had Pedigree “since birth,” they’d be dead. At most, they’ve eaten that corn-filled crap since a couple of weeks prior to their weaning date. Secondly and more importantly, Pedigree is “best for” your dogs like a steady diet of McDonalds fries and Flintstones chewable vitamins is best for your child.

I would pay good money–not much of it, though–to see this guy turn down a home willing to feed these dogs Canidae or a raw diet, because they must have their precious, precious corn pops Pedigree.

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