16
Jun
10

Transvestites, gay threesomes, and puppy sales. Apparently they’re related.


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If you are selling puppies, then by all means do what you want….just pay like $20 to run an ad in the Greensheet and not on Craigslist. That way, this gives the relentless flaggers no other choice than to get a day job at Taco Bell….oh and by the way….If you want to make the world a better place flaggers? go flag the ads for transvestites and gay threesomes. Believe me there is ALOT of terrible shit that goes on in the world today….do you think you are honestly making even a drop in the bucket by spamming up the pet section on Craigslist? You would be doing more of a service to animals by volunteering your time at an animal shelter, feeding dogs and cleaning up poop, then sitting on your butts in front of a computer for hours on end as some of you claim. What exactly is being accomplished by this? Do you want a gold star?????

I usually don’t mock ads that aren’t actually trying to buy or sell a pet on Craigslist, but this one was just too ridiculous to let it sink into the archive of forgotten Craigslist posts and then disappear from the Internet forever after 30 days or so.

Let me get this straight: The real problem with the world is that transvestites and people having threesomes are posting to the appropriate sections of Craigslist for their purposes. This is “terrible shit.” Also, flagging ads is now “spam,” despite that flagging removes content from Craigslist rather than increasing it. Apparently whoever this is rejects the dictionary’s definitions of words and substitutes his or her own at will.

I kind of like that tactic. Let’s call this person Bob. I’m rejecting the definition of “Bob” as “a man’s name” and I choose to believe that it means “complete moron.”

No offense to any actual Bobs in the audience.

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